Show and tell time, folks. Be good sports and grace the network with your findings and observations on this town, that castle, and all the steps inbetween from start to finish. Even the most nonsensical things may lead to logic ( Read more... )

I don't know about the rest of you, but whenever I've lost something of great personal value? I always call up half a hundred strangers to come party hearty at my pad while wearing masks. Who doesn't ( Read more... )

Re: missing person(s):

• Abduction: Which would be...an abduction from an abduction, considering the fact that we were all already abducted in the first place. For good/evil purposes? Maybe. Depends on how useful the missing person(s) is/are. Details? Any potential supervillains on the rickshaw?

• Voluntary exodus: Implied, but typed solely for ( Read more... )

Dear pseudo-fairy tale almost-internet diary-slash-bulletin board:

We are going to be perpetually downwind of the largest ass I have ever seen in my life.

Discuss.

1. Vodka ( Read more... )